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[♪]
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[door slams]
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Well, what did we get?
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Let's see...
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Marble, a slug,
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And this quarter I got
from the blind guy.
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When he turned
to watch you bend over.
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Yeah, you know, it's amazing
how he sensed I was doing that.
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Right, kel.
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Listen, there's gotta be
some money in this house,
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So you just keep
a good lookout for mom and dad.
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I'm gonna go through
their coat pockets.
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Hi, kids.
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[laughs]
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Gee, I'm really
glad you're here.
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Has anyone seen my iron?
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Mom, we've given up
on getting food and guidance,
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But we need money.
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Okay, kids, here's
what I'm gonna do.
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I'm gonna
take this change
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And throw it in the air.
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Whatever you can grab
is yours.
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You ready?
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Okay.
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Kelly:
Get her!
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Hey, come on,
you guys!
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[clamoring]
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Kids, kids, kids!
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Stop playing with
your mother for a minute.
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I was just up in the bathroom,
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And I had
an emotional experience.
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You washed your hands this time?
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No.
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[laughs]
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Anyhow, I'd like to share
something beautiful with you.
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I was up there
watching my little tv,
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And I saw that they call
the eight family or something.
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You mean eight is enough.
Yeah, that's the one.
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Anyway, the fat one
they call "dad"
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Had this great idea
that they all get together,
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And, well, I don't really know
what it was about,
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But the important thing is
they were all together,
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And they did it as a family.
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Now, it made me think.
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See, we could
do more together.
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For instance,
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How much do we really know
about each other?
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Uh...
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Bud.
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Right. Now, bud, quick,
when's kelly's birthday?
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It was yesterday, dad.
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Hey, I'm sorry
I missed it, honey.
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Happy birthday,
sweetheart.
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Okay,
but we're getting away
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From the point of
this family thing.
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Do you realize that
we don't have a family picture?
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Well, you know,
we were gonna get--
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Ah, we were always gonna.
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We were gonna get the picture,
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We were gonna
take that vacation,
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We were gonna
get the kids vaccinated, but...
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Something always came up.
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Not today.
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Today is gonna be
bundy family fun day.
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We are going to be
the four family.
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Only question is
where are we gonna go?
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[doorbell rings]
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Oh, hi, you guys.
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Gee, you look great.
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And your house
looks lovely.
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Anyhow,
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As you can see,
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Steve and I
are going to the beach.
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It's a little tradition
we have.
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On the first
sunny day in may,
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We always
go to the beach
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To shake hands
with mr. Summer.
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Yes, our little
summer tradition
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Is watching al sweat through
his pants onto mr. Couch.
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Well, you're lucky, al.
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For you,
every day can be summer.
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But I digress.
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We really didn't come over
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To throw our happiness
in your face.
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Actually, I was wondering
if you could do me a favor.
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What, grab
one of your wife's legs
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And make a wish?
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If you have chicken legs,
call me colonel sanders.
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I know, baby,
you do chicken right.
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Guys, I'll tell you,
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If I had eaten something
in the last 48 hours,
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I'd be showing you
another little tradition I have.
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What do you want?
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Well, I, uh,
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Had a little fender bender
with a rather large gentleman.
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So I did what any thinking adult
would do,
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I threw myself on the ground
and screamed, "whiplash."
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Unfortunately,
he and his carload of children
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Did the same thing.
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You know, steve, if I hadn't
seen you do it before,
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I really would have believed
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Your spine had snapped
like a twig.
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I had those kids going,
didn't I?
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Anyhow...
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I forgot
my insurance card,
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So I put the information
in this envelope form,
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And I was wondering if
I could tape it to your door.
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Why our door?
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I pleaded poverty,
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And to prove it,
I gave them your address.
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Thanks, guys.
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Let's beach it, babe.
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You know, peg,
steve just gave me a great idea.
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We're gonna have
bundy day at the beach.
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Peg, what're you doing?
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[sniffing]
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There's a new odor
in this house.
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Al?
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[sniffs]
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No, that's
the old one.
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I think it's coming
from this envelope.
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Hey, I smell it
too, mom.
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It's money.
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But I don't recognize
the denomination.
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Well, then it means
that it's more than five.
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Hey, I hope it's a g-spot.
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Honey, that's a 10-spot.
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A $100 bill!
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Gee,
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The nerve
of that steve.
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He didn't trust us enough
to tell us
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There was money
in that envelope.
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You know,
I am really hurt.
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Kids, now, I don't
want you to think
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That everyone is
as dishonest as steve.
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So to show you that honesty
is the only way,
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We're going to
take steve's money,
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And leave a note
for that guy,
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Telling him exactly
where to find steve.
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[laughs]
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What a day!
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We're gonna have
bundy day at the beach.
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We're gonna
get a nice picture
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Like that eight family,
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And then we're going to dinner!
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Yeah, food! Yeah!
Yay!
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What, you're hungry too?
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Ah, what the hell?
Everybody eats!
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Yeah!
Oh, dad!
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Dad, look what we did!
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[seagulls cawing]
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Well, we're here!
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Well, kel,
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Do I spell "man"
or what?
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Well, if you connect
your zits, you might.
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Well, either that
or "mississippi."
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Come here, kel.
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Yep. I hear the ocean.
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Well, I'm buffed
and ready.
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I'm gonna go
find me a babe.
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You couldn't find a woman
in a gynecologist's office.
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Oh, yeah?
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Five bucks says I get
a squeeze before you.
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You're on.
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It's a sucker bet, kel.
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Because unlike
the dances at school,
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This time I get to
take my top off.
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Okay, everybody,
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Let's get together
for the picture.
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Kids!
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Damn!
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I could've taken
that picture
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And been home already.
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Honey, take a picture of me
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So you can remember me
when I was beautiful.
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What, you're gonna
get worse?
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Shut up and take the picture.
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[shutter clicks]
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Did you get it?
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Got it.
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[chuckles]
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Ahhh...
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Woman:
Hey!
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You're in my sun.
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I'm trying to get
an all-over tan.
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Well, you're asking a lot
of the sun.
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[sobs]
oh!
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[sighs]
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Okay, honey,
let's get comfortable.
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All right.
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Foot powder.
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Yep.
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Binaca.
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[spray hisses]
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Deodorant.
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[spray hisses]
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Zinc oxide.
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Yeah.
Mm-hmm.
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Bug spray.
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[spray hissing]
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Okay...
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Here's a little something
for you to read.
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[grunts]
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Honey, will you
put oil on me?
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Oh, leave me alone.
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Excuse me,
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Would you mind putting
some oil on my back?
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Well, I-I'd be honored.
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00:11:01,926 --> 00:11:03,160
Hey, al...
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Look at this.
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[screams]
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00:11:09,601 --> 00:11:11,602
I'm sorry,
he can't right now.
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00:11:11,603 --> 00:11:12,470
He's blind.
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00:11:15,940 --> 00:11:17,308
Really?
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00:11:17,309 --> 00:11:19,677
Wait till I tell my friends
I made a blind man drool.
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00:11:25,284 --> 00:11:26,617
You okay, honey?
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00:11:26,618 --> 00:11:27,485
Oh, peachy.
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00:11:29,288 --> 00:11:30,321
Al...
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00:11:31,623 --> 00:11:33,291
Let's make out.
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00:11:33,292 --> 00:11:35,058
[both laughing]
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[grunts]
222
00:11:47,972 --> 00:11:50,274
Hey, nice throw, chip.
223
00:11:53,312 --> 00:11:55,646
Excuse me there, girls.
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I didn't notice you there.
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00:11:57,649 --> 00:11:58,982
So, babes,
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It's nice to meet
some cool chicks
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On a hot day.
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00:12:03,588 --> 00:12:04,588
My name's bud.
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00:12:04,589 --> 00:12:05,656
[chuckles]
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00:12:07,626 --> 00:12:09,193
Hey, bud,
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There's a fly
drowning in the oil
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On what will someday
be your chest.
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00:12:17,602 --> 00:12:18,803
Bud, go long.
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00:12:23,942 --> 00:12:26,610
Hmm, let's see...
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00:12:26,611 --> 00:12:28,212
Who should I make
the lucky recipient
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00:12:28,213 --> 00:12:30,548
Of what's behind
bikini number one?
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Lifeguard!
Help! Help!
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00:12:38,623 --> 00:12:40,725
What's wrong?
239
00:12:40,726 --> 00:12:42,460
I feel sad
every time I see
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An empty spot
behind a rock.
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Would you join me?
242
00:12:45,564 --> 00:12:47,498
Woman:
Help! Help!
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Phew.
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00:12:52,003 --> 00:12:56,106
If they can't swim,
why do they come to the beach?
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I know that hand.
246
00:13:19,598 --> 00:13:23,100
Al? Al bundy?
247
00:13:23,101 --> 00:13:24,568
Well, don't you
recognize me?
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Marilyn beamis?
249
00:13:27,439 --> 00:13:28,873
Hey, it's been a lot of years.
250
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It sure has.
251
00:13:30,141 --> 00:13:31,275
You still look great, al.
252
00:13:31,276 --> 00:13:32,410
You work out a lot?
253
00:13:32,411 --> 00:13:33,977
No, I barely eat.
254
00:13:35,447 --> 00:13:36,547
What you been up to?
255
00:13:36,548 --> 00:13:38,716
Well, I got married,
got divorced,
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Had a couple of kids.
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In that order.
[laughs]
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Uh, kids, listen,
be careful there.
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Don't get any sand
in the beer.
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00:13:48,860 --> 00:13:49,860
You know,
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I think a lot about you, al.
262
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Remember those nights
at the drive-in?
263
00:13:53,331 --> 00:13:55,933
Used to hide me
in the trunk of the car
264
00:13:55,934 --> 00:13:58,168
To save that dollar?
265
00:13:58,169 --> 00:14:01,238
And then it'd be
right from the trunk...
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Into the back seat.
Remember, al?
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00:14:02,908 --> 00:14:04,107
[laughs]
268
00:14:05,577 --> 00:14:09,613
Yeah, those were
the good old days.
269
00:14:09,614 --> 00:14:11,649
Oh, it's a nice day,
isn't it, al?
270
00:14:11,650 --> 00:14:12,983
Yeah.
271
00:14:12,984 --> 00:14:14,952
Al...
272
00:14:14,953 --> 00:14:18,522
Would you do me
a small favor?
273
00:14:18,523 --> 00:14:21,559
Would you make love to me
right here, right now?
274
00:14:25,096 --> 00:14:28,098
Well, uh, see, uh,
I'm married.
275
00:14:28,099 --> 00:14:30,468
Well, I don't care.
276
00:14:34,639 --> 00:14:37,475
Yeah, but she's, uh,
right here.
277
00:14:37,476 --> 00:14:39,042
[chuckles]
well, I don't care.
278
00:14:39,043 --> 00:14:40,945
It'll make it more exciting.
279
00:14:40,946 --> 00:14:43,481
Well, I'll send the kids
away if you want.
280
00:14:44,649 --> 00:14:46,316
[laughs]
281
00:14:46,317 --> 00:14:47,785
Yeah, marilyn,
282
00:14:47,786 --> 00:14:50,320
You always were one that
would go that extra mile,
283
00:14:50,321 --> 00:14:51,922
But, uh...
284
00:14:51,923 --> 00:14:53,491
I don't want this to get out,
285
00:14:53,492 --> 00:14:55,359
But, see, I really
kind of like my family.
286
00:14:55,360 --> 00:14:56,694
I don't think it'd be right.
287
00:14:56,695 --> 00:14:58,128
Now, don't feel insulted
or anything.
288
00:14:58,129 --> 00:15:01,164
I'd say the same thing
to my wife if she asked for sex.
289
00:15:01,165 --> 00:15:03,433
That's too bad, al,
290
00:15:03,434 --> 00:15:05,803
Because you are
and always will be
291
00:15:05,804 --> 00:15:08,438
The one man for me.
292
00:15:08,439 --> 00:15:09,707
Gary?
293
00:15:09,708 --> 00:15:12,175
Gary cain,
you still look great.
294
00:15:12,176 --> 00:15:13,711
You work out a lot?
295
00:15:13,712 --> 00:15:14,912
Come on, kids.
296
00:15:14,913 --> 00:15:16,747
That's a real gold chain
he's wearing.
297
00:15:20,251 --> 00:15:22,119
Oh, I hate the beach.
298
00:15:26,558 --> 00:15:28,993
Ooh, ooh, oohhh...
299
00:15:30,595 --> 00:15:33,998
Beach-blanket bingo over here,
babycakes.
300
00:15:35,667 --> 00:15:37,835
Oh, hi, steve.
301
00:15:37,836 --> 00:15:39,102
How was your swim?
302
00:15:39,103 --> 00:15:41,939
Well, the water's
a little polluted.
303
00:15:44,643 --> 00:15:46,443
But invigorating.
304
00:15:46,444 --> 00:15:47,444
Steve, you know,
305
00:15:47,445 --> 00:15:49,179
I just couldn't
take my eyes off you
306
00:15:49,180 --> 00:15:51,782
As you emerged
from the water.
307
00:15:51,783 --> 00:15:55,719
The sun glistening
off your powerful arms,
308
00:15:55,720 --> 00:15:57,621
Your blond-- uh...
309
00:15:57,622 --> 00:16:02,026
Dark hair framing
your powerful shoulders.
310
00:16:02,027 --> 00:16:05,495
You move with the easy grace
of a jungle cat.
311
00:16:05,496 --> 00:16:07,297
[purrs]
312
00:16:09,734 --> 00:16:11,835
Well, you know,
my parents toyed with the idea
313
00:16:11,836 --> 00:16:13,737
Of naming me tiger,
314
00:16:13,738 --> 00:16:15,973
But then the yellow went away,
and they went with steve.
315
00:16:18,910 --> 00:16:20,611
Oh, god, it's
a beautiful day, isn't it?
316
00:16:20,612 --> 00:16:24,181
Oh, yes. And a perfect spot.
317
00:16:24,182 --> 00:16:26,951
Mother nature,
this one's for you.
318
00:16:27,786 --> 00:16:29,019
[screams]
319
00:16:32,057 --> 00:16:34,491
With you?
320
00:16:34,492 --> 00:16:35,459
Ugh.
321
00:16:39,631 --> 00:16:40,664
[sniffling]
322
00:16:45,904 --> 00:16:48,438
My bucket's broken.
323
00:16:49,608 --> 00:16:52,476
Take it easy.
I'll fix it for you.
324
00:16:55,814 --> 00:16:56,847
Thanks.
325
00:16:58,883 --> 00:17:00,884
You're my boyfriend.
326
00:17:00,885 --> 00:17:01,752
Great.
327
00:17:04,322 --> 00:17:06,890
Uh, excuse me.
328
00:17:06,891 --> 00:17:09,493
Hi there, I'm bud.
329
00:17:09,494 --> 00:17:10,928
Bud, uh, bon jovi.
330
00:17:15,100 --> 00:17:16,900
We're doing
a rock video for mtv,
331
00:17:16,901 --> 00:17:18,736
And I think
you just got lucky.
332
00:17:18,737 --> 00:17:22,339
Really? I'd do anything
to be in a rock video.
333
00:17:25,777 --> 00:17:28,012
And so you shall.
334
00:17:30,115 --> 00:17:31,682
Boyfriend?
335
00:17:31,683 --> 00:17:33,050
Aren't you cute?
336
00:17:33,051 --> 00:17:34,518
He's mine.
337
00:17:35,219 --> 00:17:36,386
[gasps]
338
00:17:38,123 --> 00:17:38,989
How dare you?!
339
00:17:44,996 --> 00:17:48,298
I love you, boyfriend.
340
00:17:48,967 --> 00:17:50,433
Want to play?
341
00:17:51,836 --> 00:17:54,304
Hi, cutie,
do you have the time?
342
00:17:54,305 --> 00:17:56,073
Not for you, tramp!
343
00:17:59,077 --> 00:18:00,443
How dare you?
344
00:18:08,953 --> 00:18:11,889
Boring?
Are you kidding?
345
00:18:11,890 --> 00:18:13,824
You are one of
the most interesting guys
346
00:18:13,825 --> 00:18:15,292
I have ever met.
347
00:18:15,293 --> 00:18:18,228
So tell me more
about your life's work.
348
00:18:18,229 --> 00:18:20,731
Well, my quest
for the perfect tan
349
00:18:20,732 --> 00:18:23,167
Started when I was only 12.
350
00:18:23,168 --> 00:18:25,102
I came from
a poor family who, uh,
351
00:18:25,103 --> 00:18:28,405
Couldn't afford a tan.
352
00:18:28,406 --> 00:18:30,774
Wow. You've overcome
so much.
353
00:18:37,315 --> 00:18:39,416
I love you.
354
00:18:43,021 --> 00:18:44,688
I give up.
355
00:18:44,689 --> 00:18:48,092
Look, I gotta go over
and talk to this girl.
356
00:18:48,093 --> 00:18:49,927
Don't worry,
she's my sister.
357
00:18:49,928 --> 00:18:51,929
Can I come with you,
boyfriend?
358
00:18:51,930 --> 00:18:53,263
Do I have a choice?
359
00:18:53,264 --> 00:18:55,099
No.
360
00:18:55,100 --> 00:18:57,567
It's like I'm married.
361
00:18:58,770 --> 00:19:02,039
Hey, kel,
want to go for a slurpee?
362
00:19:02,040 --> 00:19:03,073
Got one.
363
00:19:06,477 --> 00:19:10,047
So, chris, wanna take me
for a ride in your vette?
364
00:19:10,048 --> 00:19:11,381
I don't really feel like it.
365
00:19:13,484 --> 00:19:15,886
Hey, chris, want to take me
for a ride in your 'vette?
366
00:19:15,887 --> 00:19:16,754
Sure!
367
00:19:31,002 --> 00:19:33,203
Gee...Alone, kel?
368
00:19:33,204 --> 00:19:34,805
Yeah.
369
00:19:34,806 --> 00:19:36,673
Neither of us
did any good today.
370
00:19:36,674 --> 00:19:37,875
I guess the bet's off.
371
00:19:37,876 --> 00:19:39,342
Yeah.
372
00:19:39,343 --> 00:19:40,778
He's my boyfriend.
373
00:19:48,386 --> 00:19:49,953
[laughs]
374
00:19:52,157 --> 00:19:53,223
What, steve? What?
375
00:19:53,224 --> 00:19:54,758
Oh, just thinking
about that moron
376
00:19:54,759 --> 00:19:56,994
I smacked into today.
377
00:19:56,995 --> 00:19:59,062
I mean, he saw
our mercedes,
378
00:19:59,063 --> 00:20:01,431
And yet he thought
we were as poor as he was.
379
00:20:01,432 --> 00:20:03,500
He was willing
to take 100 bucks.
380
00:20:03,501 --> 00:20:04,701
Did you see the fluids
381
00:20:04,702 --> 00:20:07,437
Gushing out of
the bottom of his car?
382
00:20:07,438 --> 00:20:09,472
A hundred bucks!
383
00:20:11,409 --> 00:20:13,977
I kill me.
384
00:20:13,978 --> 00:20:14,945
Excuse me.
385
00:20:16,281 --> 00:20:18,415
Is this your mercedes?
386
00:20:18,416 --> 00:20:21,384
Oh, steve,
I'd recognize it anywhere.
387
00:20:21,385 --> 00:20:23,253
It's part of klaus!
388
00:20:25,656 --> 00:20:27,024
By the way, uh,
389
00:20:27,025 --> 00:20:28,892
The guy with the sledgehammer
said your note--
390
00:20:28,893 --> 00:20:30,928
"gone to the beach.
Ha ha, loser"--
391
00:20:30,929 --> 00:20:32,562
Doesn't quite cover his damage.
392
00:20:32,563 --> 00:20:34,631
Have a nice day,
393
00:20:34,632 --> 00:20:35,732
And, uh...
394
00:20:35,733 --> 00:20:37,167
Swim with a buddy.
395
00:20:56,654 --> 00:20:59,622
One stinkin' picture
with my stinkin' family,
396
00:20:59,623 --> 00:21:01,424
That's all I wanted.
397
00:21:01,425 --> 00:21:02,659
Nope.
398
00:21:02,660 --> 00:21:04,862
Too much for you, bundy.
399
00:21:09,868 --> 00:21:12,602
Oh... Hi, honey.
400
00:21:12,603 --> 00:21:14,571
Gee, I guess
I fell asleep.
401
00:21:14,572 --> 00:21:15,739
I know.
402
00:21:15,740 --> 00:21:18,608
I was kinda hoping we could
go swimming together.
403
00:21:18,609 --> 00:21:19,776
I know.
404
00:21:19,777 --> 00:21:21,511
And, you know,
if you would have even
405
00:21:21,512 --> 00:21:24,982
Laid a hand on that marilyn,
I would've killed you.
406
00:21:24,983 --> 00:21:26,149
I know.
407
00:21:27,818 --> 00:21:29,119
I thought
you were sleeping.
408
00:21:29,120 --> 00:21:30,520
Aw, honey, you know
I can't sleep
409
00:21:30,521 --> 00:21:35,859
Without my knee
in your back.
410
00:21:35,860 --> 00:21:37,460
But, you know, al,
that was very sweet
411
00:21:37,461 --> 00:21:40,163
What you said
about liking your family.
412
00:21:40,164 --> 00:21:41,564
Of course, it would have
been sweeter
413
00:21:41,565 --> 00:21:43,400
If you'd said
that after your wife
414
00:21:43,401 --> 00:21:45,702
You were ruined
for all other women.
415
00:21:45,703 --> 00:21:48,671
Well, that's
actually true.
416
00:21:48,672 --> 00:21:51,241
Well, we're ready to go.
417
00:21:52,576 --> 00:21:54,677
Hey, wait a minute.
418
00:21:54,678 --> 00:21:57,447
What happened here?
Another kid?
419
00:21:59,050 --> 00:22:01,251
How long was I asleep?
420
00:22:02,686 --> 00:22:05,155
It's bud's squeeze.
421
00:22:05,156 --> 00:22:07,624
We're gonna have to
have a little talk,
422
00:22:07,625 --> 00:22:09,426
Me and you, young man.
423
00:22:09,427 --> 00:22:10,627
But not right now.
424
00:22:10,628 --> 00:22:11,895
Right now,
I want a picture.
425
00:22:11,896 --> 00:22:13,596
Kids, go over there
behind your mother.
426
00:22:13,597 --> 00:22:15,265
Little girl, little girl,
427
00:22:15,266 --> 00:22:17,467
Could you stand over there
and take our picture?
428
00:22:20,604 --> 00:22:21,939
All right, now,
429
00:22:21,940 --> 00:22:23,807
Pretend we're not
going home together.
430
00:22:25,543 --> 00:22:28,312
Oh, man, just the picture
I always wanted.
431
00:22:28,313 --> 00:22:29,612
[shutter clicks]
432
00:22:43,861 --> 00:22:45,628
[♪]